Merrie H. Reagan

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Jack McGill, who recently employed me as a part-time mortgage business administrative assistant, received a hilarious email today entitled, Bad Hallmark Cards. He sent me a copy of the email, while we were working together. One card message stated, “You brought me back into religion; I stopped believing in Hell—until I met you.”

Another card sentiment was, “When we were together you said you’d die for me. Now that we’re not together anymore, it’s time for you to make good on this promise, especially since you didn’t do this when we were together.” The third and final greeting card stated, “Congratulations, I heard you were promoted. Before you go, would you remove this knife from my back? You might need it again.”